Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

Why are there so many good jokes about feminists?

Well, they're huge targets...

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

Sumo Wrestler Jokes More Sumo Wrestler Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Why did sumo wrestlers start shaving their legs?

To stop getting confused as feminists

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why did Patrick Stewart shave his head?

So he could badly go where no man has gone before.

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!