Legs. Spread the word.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Blue Sonnet
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
They're both easily spread.
Marma'lady
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
Pyroglyphs.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Because if they don't spread they are worthless.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Memementos
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
Random Dude: [...💘]
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
It's because they don't know the words.
I don't know. But it sure as hell isn't mommy or daddy.
A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.
It don't need cleaning!
Chicken tikka m'sala
An AT-STD.
Anti-biotics
Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!
An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars
Mustardo!
Because she refused to make a sandwich
They don't like their vegetables.
They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.
Have it wear an aqua-fur.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
