You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.
You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!
A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.
When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
You might get a hole in one.
Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.
Pears
He couldn't grow a pear
