Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief