Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby born in a whorehouse?

A brothel sprout

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made

Why are all the ladies attracted to Voldemort?

Because of his hex appeal.

Buggy Jokes More Buggy Jokes

Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ?

Buggy Jean is not my lover !

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "