What about you?

me: define "child"

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

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How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one