How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

Previous Random Joke Next

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?

He wanted sweet and sour pork !

Define Jokes More Define Jokes

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.