Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.
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Coffee Mug
Hint: It's a dead giveaway.
The urge to crack open a cold one
me: define "child"
Define "light bulb".
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist
Someone that's outstanding in their field.
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
You hide in a field and make carrot noises.
Women should be first.
Change for a buck.
A. Nobody knows, there's no light.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way
hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !
Oh God, not the B's!
Her husband on a date.
That would be a dead giveaway.
It's a dead giveaway.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
When you get stiff before she does.
The urge to pop a cold one.
