Define Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

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How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

How do you define necrophilia?

The urge to crack open a cold one

What about you?

me: define "child"

How many philosophers does it take to... ...change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

How would you define yourself?

ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

How do you define a farmer?

Someone that's outstanding in their field.

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the flat iron say to the follicle?

Now let me get this straight . . .

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Dead Giveaway Jokes More Dead Giveaway Jokes

What's the definition of a will?

It's a dead giveaway.

What do you call a will?

a dead giveaway

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

God Jokes More God Jokes

How did the wasps take that news?

God: Err...

Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

Intervention Jokes More Intervention Jokes

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach