Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?

A: Saves time.

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What pants do ghosts wear?

BOO jeans.

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

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What's the best way to cheer on an electrician?

You con-du-it!!!

What does an electrician say while meditating?

Ohm... Ohm...

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What is it called when a bunch of people, all under 5'2", go to a raging party?

High wasted shorts!

Why do kids with down syndrome wear shorts?

Because they have bad genes.