Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

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What's someone who hates underwear's favorite song?

Free Ballin - Foo Fighters

Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

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Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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How do electricians meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.