What advice to cows give?

Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!

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How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What do cows call Frank Sinatra?

Old Moo Eyes!

How did the cow feel when it couldn't produce milk?

Udderly useless.

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What was the desert's piece of advice?

Gobi yourself

What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.