Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

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Remove only the top 1% please.

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On dos axes

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...