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Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.
Half of them are lyin'.
Rib it.
You'll never have to worry about being in a long-term relationship.
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
Turn the udder cheek and mooooove on!
Chin up pal.
a lion or a gerbil The lion, because by virtue of being a lion, a lion is an expert on lions.
They are always negative.
Head over heels.
Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.
The Zebra and the Panda. Because we see them in black and white.
Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.
No one's told him he's black.
At least I'm not black"
Walk this way
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
You bust a nut
He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.
Drive faster.
Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.
Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.
A thought.
They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.
