What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why can hipsters listen to Michael Jackson again?

He's been underground for five years now.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What's the expiry date on plastic?

81(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/UYwYdFdoecA/0.jpg)

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.