What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a default subreddit mod and a radical feminist?

Nothing.

What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?

Michael Jackson!

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Little Kid Jokes More Little Kid Jokes

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.