What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas?

A popsicle!

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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How about now?

Officer -Sir, get out of the car.

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.