What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

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Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer."

Collect Jokes More Collect Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Officer Jokes More Officer Jokes

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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How many editors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: It was supposed to be in place last week!

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.