Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Full speed ahead
With a mop.
Collecting stocks and bonds.
Because it was too tired. :)
A trike
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Miav.