What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

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What do blondes and computer have in common?

You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

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Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant