What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

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What am I supposed to take tomorrow?

Doctor: That was a 30 day supply. Me: Whoops.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.