How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

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What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

How do you get a unicorn from neighing in your front yard?

Put it in the back yard.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

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How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.