Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

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Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

A: He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What is the opposite of Imagination?

I have no idea.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

Who are you routing for?

Mom: I'm routing for it to be over.

Elevator Job Jokes More Elevator Job Jokes

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

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How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."

Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.