What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

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What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

What does the lord say when the intern messes up?

God demi

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.