What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.