What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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What am I, The Lord of War?

Peddle your conflict fruit someplace else.

How do you turn lead into gold?

Start a war.

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Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars :(

Why is there no life on Mars?

No WiFi...