What do you a Mars with water?

Wars

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How do tacos fair in a war?

They tend to be shells of their former selves

What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.