What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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Where do animals go when their Tails fall off?

The Retail store

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.