What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!