What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat