What animal is two animals at the same time?

The Cat: because is a cat and a spider :) ... oh, wait.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

How many spiders does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!