What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals