What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

How do blonde brain cells die?

Alone.

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What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.