What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What do you call it when you spin a candy cane?

a tournament

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What do old people often do?

Die

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

What seperates man from animal?

Divorce!

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What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper