How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

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Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

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Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

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Where do college students go for medical attention?

An I.V. League.

How do college students exercise?

By swimming in their debt.

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Why did the frat boy throw away his curtains?

He was trying to get some Natural Light.

How many frat boys does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they prefer natural light