What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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When should you charge a battery?

A: When you can't pay cash.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Why can't java programmers see well?

Because of the eclipse.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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What do you get when an argument occurs on a camping trip?

A tents atmosphere

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.