What's brown and hides in the attic?

The Diarrhea of Anne Frank

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How do you starve a Socialist?

You hide their food stamps under their work boots. Edit Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

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Why do people find Anne Frank so attractive?

Because she is smoking hot

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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What's the Difference between a Wife and an Attic Door?

An attic door can shut up. im going to hell

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.