What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

What do you call a book club that hasn't changed their book in a thousand years?

Church

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What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

Why did 5000 Mexicans show up to fight at the Alamo?

They only had two cars.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

What sound does a subatomic Cow make?

Muuuuuuon