What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

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Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing