What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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What do you do if you're Fighting a group of circus performers?

Go for the juggler

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

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Why doesn't Nigel Farage like election forecasts?

He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard :(

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent