What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)