What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer?

A co-operating system.

What did one computer say to the other?

Error 404 joke not found.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.