What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbreadmon.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

How did your first day as a lifeguard go?

Me: "Amazingly well, thanks. Everyone was so friendly and waving at me."

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.