What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a cartridge?

A snapshot.

What do you get if you cross Islam with Christianity?

Islam Christianity sin

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How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Lifeguard Jokes More Lifeguard Jokes

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.