Heavy Metal Jokes

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

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IT DOESN'T MATTER"!***

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None, they were all minerals.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What does Santa say when he is sick?

OH OH NO!

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What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

Welder Jokes More Welder Jokes

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why does England always get attacked in the summer?

Because the Knights are shorter then.

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone."

What do you call mexicans who are stoned?

Baked beans.

Sleigher Jokes More Sleigher Jokes

What's Santa's favourite metal band?

Sleigher.

What's Santa's favourite heavy metal band?

Sleigher