What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.