What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

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Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

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Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

What do you call a Muslim with a kebab?

A kaBOMB...*hah*

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Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.