What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

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What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!