What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes?

Slow Natives

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why did the updraft get pulled over?

It was speeding in a high shear zone

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

How do you know if a flock of geese is from Canada?

They fly in an 'A' (eh)

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!