What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

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What do you call a speeding vegetable?

Michael Schumacher.

What did the doctor say to the speeding commuter?

Thank you for your patients.

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When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What are goosebumps for?

To slow down speeding geese!