Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
Pine trees
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!
They want to catch the last goal-post !
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Need for speed.
USB
If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!
Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.
Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.