What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.