What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli

Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?

Broccoli