What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?

Melon and Broccoli!

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Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

Broccoli Jokes More Broccoli Jokes

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.