Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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He couldn't grow a pear

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He came to work baked.

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Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.