Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the juice company losing customers?

There was no punch-line.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

Packet Jokes More Packet Jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Verizon Jokes More Verizon Jokes

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.