What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What's the difference between life and wife's rant?

Life eventually ends.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Why didn't the melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe...

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What do Mormonism and LSD have in common?

Dyslexia

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.