What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it?

We Can't Alope

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Dyslexia Jokes More Dyslexia Jokes

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.