What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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What does Al-Libi use for his defense during his trial?

His alibi.

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.