Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

Sailor Jokes More Sailor Jokes

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.