What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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Why did the alcoholic chop off the little boy's legs?

He wanted his *Kidneys*.

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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What do you say to a person at a funeral held at 10 A.M.?

Good mourning.

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)