What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

What'd the Mexican say when he was upset?

I don't want to taco bout it.

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How do you hold your liqour?

I hold mine by the ears.

What do you say to the teenage mutant ninja turtle Raphael when he is holding a miniature version of his weapons?

Those are the wrong Sais

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love"