Why can't there be a Santa Pig?

Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

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You fit into his clothes.

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How does one turn a fox into a pig?

Marry her.

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A swine swine.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log