How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

Headache Jokes More Headache Jokes

Hows your headache?

Husband: She's fine.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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What did the sorting hat say to the quadriplegic?

Stay here, I'll just go on ahead.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door