How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door

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What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did the Native American pirate say when asked his heritage?

Arrrrrr Metis!

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How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

How do you give a quadriplegic a headache?

Ask him to hold open the elevator door