What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso

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Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

What do you do when a box kotex catches on fire?

throw it on the ground and tampon it.

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What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.