What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers