Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

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What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

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How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.