What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

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What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

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Why did the skinhead have Velcro on his boots?

He was a lacist.

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.