What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club?

Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants...

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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

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What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow?

Your pants are on backwards

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"