What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

Previous Random Joke Next
French Jokes More French Jokes

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

How do you say "I surrender" in french?

Bonjour"

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do politicians wear neckties?

To keep their foreskin from flopping over their head.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Sandal Jokes More Sandal Jokes

What do you call a french guy wearing sandals?

Felipe Flop

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

French Man Jokes More French Man Jokes

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

What did one dehydrated French man say to the other?

What are we going to do now, Pierre