What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

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Why did the French fry call the police?

Because it was a(salt)ted.

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

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How can you tell when a Serbian girl isn't wearing any underwear?

By the dandruff on her shoes.

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!