What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

Length Jokes More Length Jokes

Why did the bad demon burn after finding the length it took to rise diagonally from hell?

cos' sin tans

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

Why did the customer slap the cashier?

Because he was checking her out.

Tailor Jokes More Tailor Jokes

What did the tailor say to the fed up customer?

Suit yourself.

Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Hem Jokes More Hem Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco