What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

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When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Sprigonometry

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)

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Because the prices are so steep

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

When an ape visits his tailor what kind of a suit does he order?

A zoo-t suit!

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Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

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What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

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Don't sleep long in it.