What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why wasn't the cat moving?

It was on paws

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

What's the difference between a pair of shoes and a ginger girl?

You try your best to keep your shoes from getting wet when you go to town.

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

How do you see that a linedancer came from Belgium and not from the Netherlands?

He wears the cardboard box on his boots.