What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

What do you get when you make a scarf out of a cat?

A Neko.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school?

Preppy le Pew

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Boot Jokes More Boot Jokes

Why did the dog wear white sneakers ?

Because his boots were at the menders !

What did the figurine say when the boot flew past her protective dome?

That was a cloche call!"